What do you call your dad when he falls through the ice?
ANSWER: A POP-sicle! – Jason
AND HERE’S SOME MORE!
What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
ANSWER: A receding hare-line.
Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road?
ANSWER: He didn’t have the guts! -Kristene
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
ANSWER: Beef jerky. – Shauna
A son says to his dad: do you know the difference between a box of elephant crackers and a box of elephants?
Dad says “NO.”
Kid says, “Well, it’s a good thing mom does the grocery shopping then!” – Jason
Why don’t Mountains play hide and go seek?
ANSWER: Because they peak! – Lisa
How do you get down from an elephant?
ANSWER: You don’t get down from an elephant. You get it from a duck. – Ken