Daytime talk show host Ellen DeGeneres “treated” her audience to a great tale about drinking two glasses of wine, tripping, and then winding up in the hospital with a nasty finger injury.
(Does anyone else think “two glasses of wine” sounds suspicious? You either have ONE glass of wine or NINE … at least that’s what I’ve heard!)
Late night talk show host Jimmy Fallon also had a gruesome finger injury. His ring got caught on a countertop … and well, you can read the whole ugly story HERE. It took weeks for Jimmy Fallon to get the feeling back in his finger. (He had a six-hour operation in which surgeons took a foot vein and reconnected it with tissue in his finger!) Gross.
Funny lady Amy Schumer also thought it was gross. (NSFW by the way!) “Your finger is so gross!”
And while we’re talking fingers, I’ll leave you with THIS. – Sarah